A Step In the Right Direction
Category: Blowjob
Added: 21 Nov 14
Views: 2126
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Duration: 0:01:28
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Description: Guess who calls us for some work, Shinji. He was here a while ago, jerking, but this straight boy wanted to come back to JapanBoyz.com for more. We paired him with Yura who just worships boys. This video's not about romance, but it does show just what can happen under a skilled mouth and hand. As Yura works on Shinji, you can tell he's enjoying it, or at least his already hard cock is. Up and being blown, Yura also massages the boy's very sensitive nipples. And when his cock is deep throated, Shinji begins to moan. Yura puts his partner on his knees, jerking him before adding even more "stimulation." With precum oozing out and adding to the arousal, the pair gets comfy, as Shinji lays his head on Yura's shoulder. Watching Shinji closely, notice how he doesn't really want to look, but Yura has him on the edge; Shinji keeps one eye on his cock and the other one shut. Close, the boy starts pumping his hips. As he gives out a shout, Shinji blows a huge load that leaps into the air and land
Older cock feeds young eager cocksucker
Category: Blowjob
Added: 23 Nov 14
Views: 4452
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Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Hungrily, he dropped eye to eye with my cock and began tasting and licking it like a popsicle on a warm summer day. As he began to find his comfort level, he began engulfing it with his perfectly pouty lips. Gazing up me occasionally to make sure he's doing a good job, Ahdem pursued his first oral adventure with zeal. He laid on his back so he could stroke his own cock while still gobbling mine. Suddenly, glue was spurting from the tip of his pink swollen cock and his abs caught some of the goodness while more squirted over his shoulder. He continued working on my cock, trying to give me the same pleasure he has just experienced. I explode onto his chest, the first glob landing right in his cleavage. Several more spurts cover his hairy leg and a piece lands in his blond bush. Still panting, he asks if he can come back for more soon.
Super hung stud uses ink'd bottom
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 22 Nov 14
Views: 935
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Everyone loves a little Mixed Martial Arts action, and Max Cameron wants get some hands on instruction on how to handle his sparing partner. Nick Capra is pretty accomplished and doesn't mind getting down with his buddy to show him how it's done. Once they get face to face though, the sparks fly as Nick plants his lips on Max, who clearly is pretty happy with the outcome. Then Nick takes control and throws Max's legs in the air and plows his cock deep into his buddy's hole. With another wad of spit for lube, As Nick grabs Max by the shoulders, he goes deeper and harder until he gets right to the edge of exploding. That pushes Max right over the edge and he lets as huge load fly. Then it's Nick's turn, as he blows his load all over Max's face and onto his waiting tongue before Max licks it up.
Military hottie beats his stick on camera
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 14 Nov 14
Views: 1087
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Duration: 0:05:58
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Description: He continues to remove more clothing - shirt, pants, socks, and boots - until he's completely naked. Once he does, it's easy to see the outlines of his pecs, even though covered in a sexy pattern of chest hair. His crotch is even hairier with a thick patch of hair surrounding a thick cock, and more hair trailing down his swollen taint toward his asshole. He closes his eyes and rests his head on the back of the chair as he begins to breathe heavier. Suddenly his bright pink cock gushes a huge dollop of sperm onto his chest, leaping in a large arc above his fur lined body. Several more spurts dribble from his pee hole before another giant load sprays over his chest and shoulder, with some landing on the green blanket near his ear.
Muscle daddy barebacks ink'd boy hole
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 08 Nov 14
Views: 1262
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Cam Cristou has hurt his lower back, and he really needs someone to give it some attention. Who better than his buddy Shay Michaels to give him some hands on action to sooth those ****s? Cam turns over and gets on his stomach so Shay can get a better look at the area that is bothering him. Shay mounts Cam and gets right to work exploring his back with his thick hands and giant arms. Cam is begging for more as he holds Shay in tighter. Then Cam jumps onto his back and lets Shay lube his hole up before he slides his raw thick meat into Cam's hungry hole and starts doing some deep tissue massage. Cam decides he's ready for a good pounding and jumps on all fours so Shay can start drilling his thick cock in deep.Then Shay slides back in and lets the last drops loose in Cam's hungry hole before turning him over so Cam can release his own load all over his abs. His creamy ass makes sloshing noises Shay fucks the cum right out of Cam - all over his chest and up to his shoulders.
Military studs fuck hard
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 20 Nov 14
Views: 1261
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:23
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Description: He is hungry for some Navy boy ass. In a blink, he pushes Brad's face out of his crotch, grabs him by the hips, and shoves his dick into the awaiting hole. Mikey fucks Brad so hard that Brad tries to squirm away multiple times. Not on Mikey's watch! He grabs him by the hips, draws him closer, and continues to pound away. On all fours, Brad's groans are almost drowned out by Mikey's ******istic growls and grunts. The louder Brad gets, the more relentless Mikey becomes. Fueled by lust and ego, Mikey straddles Brad's shoulders and dumps a hot, white load right on his face. Turns out that Mikey is the one leaving with a smile today.
Otters fuck their brains out
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 20 Nov 14
Views: 492
Comments:0
Duration: 0:03:18
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Description: Seth jumps on Ludovic, slamming every inch into his hungry hole while his breath fogs up the motocycle's rear view mirror. They achieve the deepest penetration of their fuck session here before quickly moving back to the comfortable sofa where Seth plows the rich soil in Ludovic's fields. Taking charge once again, Seth flips Ludovic over and rams his throbbing member back into his lucky bottom with feet flailing in the air. Ludovic's hand pumps his gorgeous cock for only a few more minutes before explosively catapulting multiple ropes of jism over his shoulder and across the room. The sweaty otter keeps fucking him but can take it no longer as he pulls out and launches rivers of hot, creamy jizz all over Ludovic's tight torso and face. These two tight bodied hunks have never looked so good fucking each other!!
Even a folded deck chair can make you bust your nuts
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 06 Nov 14
Views: 1206
Comments:0
Duration: 0:02:01
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Description: You usually use a deck-chair to relax by the pool or on the beach, but even if it isn't a beach season you can still have some fun with a folded deck-chair. The receiving sex partner lies down on the bed face up lifting his legs and placing them onto the giving partner's shoulders. The latter gets ready to thrust his boner from the kneeling position, he leans a bit forward and uses his arms for support. Mind that the further the giver leans forward the better will be the angle of penetration and sensations will be stronger too. It's the giver who's in control here, however, the receiver will get his dosage of pleasure too.
3 way cock sucking party
Category: Blowjob
Added: 18 Nov 14
Views: 2262
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:03
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Description: Firefighter Mikey can barely wait to pull his hose out of his ever-tightening pants. Shortly after, he tugs his shirt off of his strong and furry chest. With the excitement growing, Sam can't wait to get his mouth on our young Police Cadet. Using the manners he learned in the Marine Corps, Sam gives Walden more than a hand. Mikey's cock gets almost ****fully hard watching Sam slurp and drool all over Walden's balls, and he is not too shy to ask for some attention as well. Sam is going to town with his nose embedded in Mikey's thigh. When Mikey starts to thrust and lets out his loudest grunt, he hoses down Sam's shoulder. Walden follows immediately after, popping his load all over our proud Marine's chin and dribbling down his rock hard chest.
Stud throat-fucks willing bitch
Category: Blowjob
Added: 13 Nov 14
Views: 578
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:01
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Description: Tyler pulls out his cock and starts stroking it right there on the couch. Michael looks over hungrily at that thick pink meat and goes in for the kill. His broad shoulders and thick hands are just what private Tyler ordered. He gets the suck off of his life from the horny tattooed coast guard hunk from several different angles. When Tyler has had his fun with the ultimate throat fucking, he hurls his big Army load all over Michael's waiting open mouth, hanging thick white ropes from his broad wet tongue. Hot, tanned and horny, these two really heat it up and then tell no tales.
Muscle stud pounds ink'd bottom bitch
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 09 Nov 14
Views: 734
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Cam Cristou has hurt his lower back, and he really needs someone to give it some attention. Who better than his buddy Shay Michaels to give him some hands on action to sooth those ****s? Once Cam's shorts come off, it does not take long before Shay decides he needs to get his face in Cam's hot crack and start eating him deep. Then Cam jumps onto his back and lets Shay lube his hole up before he slides his raw thick meat into Cam's hungry hole and starts doing some deep tissue massage. Cam holds him in and spreads his legs wide so Shay can drive it in deeper and deeper. Shay slams his cock deep in that hole, slapping his cum filled balls against Cam before lifting one of Cam's legs high so he can go side saddle. Then Shay slides back in and lets the last drops loose in Cam's hungry hole before turning him over so Cam can release his own load all over his abs. His creamy ass makes sloshing noises Shay fucks the cum right out of Cam - all over his chest and up to his shoulders.
Str8 Military guy fucks twink
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 08 Nov 14
Views: 4866
Comments:0
Duration: 0:01:26
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Description: Paolo goes to work stroking, then sucking on the wooden dick. Ben is obviously feeling awkward, but likes the sensation of another guy going down on him. This isn't enough for Paolo, so he lays back on the couch and waits for Ben to penetrate his tight latino hole. Ben gladly steps up to the challenge, shoving his bone deep in the airman's sphincter. Paolo is grunting and moaning in pure ecstasy as his prostate gets pounded by the hard dick of his army counterpart. As he rides Ben's boner, his dick suddenly starts to spew jizz all over Ben's outstretched legs and the army blanket below. He continues riding his buddy until Ben is ready to bust. He kneels above Paolo's open mouth and sprays cum onto his extended tongue. With white glue coating his throat and shoulder, Paolo cleans off the last few drops from his new battle buddy's bone.
Muscle Corpsman destroys Sergeant's hole
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 03 Nov 14
Views: 5278
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: What do two American heroes do when they get back from combat? Exchange war stories, of course. Both studs have seen some pretty serious action while deployed overseas. Pretty soon though, that leads to showing each other their battle scars, and Sergeant Miles is only too happy to lead. It doesn't take long before Logan needs to let his own hot cock loose and get some attention on it to. And Sergeant Miles is eager to oblige. These two stud's hot hard bodies are amazing in action. Logan grabs his buddy's hips and drills him mercilessly. Seeing his legs over Logan's shoulders while they kiss definitely speeds up the pulse. Pretty soon it is more than Logan can handle, and he slides out to spew his hot cum load all over Miles' waiting mouth. Seeing that creamy load dripping down Logan's stub**** chin is about as hot as it gets.
Hairy daddy tops Seth Santoro hard
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 03 Nov 14
Views: 10524
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Seth Santoro and Alessio Romero want to get to know each other better. These two studs are definitely working up an appetite for each other, so once the question of which body part is their favorite rolls around Seth's eyes light up when Alessio says he likes a nice hot ass to play with. Once Seth's lips are warmed up, Alessio grabs the back of Seth's head and drives his throat down on his stiff rod. With his hands on Seth's shoulders, Alessio commences to delivering a serious pounding, driving in deeper and deeper while his balls slap Seth's taint. Seth's toes curl as Alessio stretches his buddy's hole. Next, Seth jumps to his feet and squats down until he has Alessio balls deep inside him and riding his cock. Pretty soon, Seth can't hold back anymore and blows his load all over Alessio's thighs, leaving a thick creamy load to run down the sides. Then he climbs off and gets his mouth ready to catch Alessio's load as it sprays all over.
Hottie precuts like a faucet
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 02 Nov 14
Views: 1399
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: His pole seems to continue to grow under his methodical embrace. I lean in for a measurement, and realize he's grown to nearly eight inches in length. With an additional firm five around, Matty's meat is all the more impressive. My measuring surely has stirred the beast, as Matty's cocktip oozes with glistening spunk. He traces the gooey bits with his fingertip, continuing his slow finish. Matty warns me that the anim*l is loose, then shoots wild, angry arcs speeding through the air! He tags his shoulder, his chest, the sofa, and even his own face! He snarls to re-affirm his tiger's wild release. Matty is smirking now, his own jizz smearing the corner of his anim*l grin.
Patrik Janovic and Radek Snow
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 07 Nov 14
Views: 1023
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Duration: 0:05:01
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Description: Radek then throws Patrik's legs over his shoulders so he can get deep inside his twinky ass with his tongue. Patrik is moaning in pleasure as Radek's tongue works its magic. He's ready to start fucking Radek's ass and shoves his bare cock deep inside Radek's tight hole.
Twink Sucks Daddy Cock
Category: Blowjob
Added: 26 Oct 14
Views: 5562
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Meet Tommy, a hot Midwest guy who likes to be a little adventurous from time to time. Soon Tommy was jawing down on my bone like he was made for it. Then his shirt came off so I could see his lean toned body and creamy skin. Tommy definitely liked the feeling of my hot thick cock smacking his butt crack, and my thick tool looked so nice stroking those creamy butt cheeks. That was more than I could take, and I blasted bucket loads all across Tommy's shoulders and neck.
Maddock's Big Hose
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 12 Oct 14
Views: 1122
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Duration: 0:07:08
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Description: When the pants come off, out comes a very impressive fireman's hose. Maddock takes charge, grips his cock and puts it to work. His long, lean torso starts to perspire as the attention on his cock intensifies. His rippled muscles and his heavy tattoos start to shine while he edges closer and closer to the to orgasm. His hips start rocking, his big brown eyes lift towards my lens, then Boom! He lets a creamy shot fly right into his eye! His load continues to gush out, squirting over his shoulder and coating his stomach and chest in creaminess.
Maddock's Big Hose
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 12 Oct 14
Views: 1105
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Duration: 0:07:08
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Description: When the pants come off, out comes a very impressive fireman's hose. Maddock takes charge, grips his cock and puts it to work. His long, lean torso starts to perspire as the attention on his cock intensifies. His rippled muscles and his heavy tattoos start to shine while he edges closer and closer to the to orgasm. His hips start rocking, his big brown eyes lift towards my lens, then Boom! He lets a creamy shot fly right into his eye! His load continues to gush out, squirting over his shoulder and coating his stomach and chest in creaminess.
Straight Alt Stud Takes a BJ
Category: Blowjob
Added: 03 Oct 14
Views: 3184
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Duration: 0:03:44
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Description: Straight hunky jock, Blake, is Tristan Mathews' neighbor. He's had it with the loud music (which isn't loud at all) and bangs on Tristan's door to complain. Tristan invites Blake in for a seat and starts massaging Blake's tense shoulders. Blake keeps telling Tristan he's straight but Tristan keeps going and before you know it, Blake's pants and shirt are off and Tristan is servicing his studly neighbor with a hot blowjob as a way of making sure his neighbor isn't upset for the inconvenience of the loud music.
Classic CAUSA 63 Kip
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 24 Sep 14
Views: 4197
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Duration: 0:05:09
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Description: From the first moment that I laid eyes on Kip, he did it for me. His big baby blues will make you weak in the knees and a little moist a little bit higher up… Hehehe… Kip's got a naturally beautiful body. There's great definition to it, but it's not overdone like most of the “Abercrombie” boys of today. And many of you (as I was) will be quite pleased to see that he's got pubes (unlike most of the “Abercrombie” boys). You'll most likely hear me comment in that regard in the video. Hail to Dorothy, the guy's got pubic hair! LOL! Kip was referred to us by Gabe (who took a stack of my business at the end of his last shoot), and I'm definitely glad that he did. This was a pretty erotic shoot. Kip relaxed and really got into with his whole body in motion. I know that I enjoyed myself, and evidently from Kip's cumshot, he most definitely enjoyed it, as well. Dear gawd in heaven, he shot clear up to his mouth and it dripped down his chin, past his shoulder, and onto the pillow. Of course,
Straight Morgan's Solo
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 22 Sep 14
Views: 1025
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Duration: 0:07:00
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Description: For how wholesome Morgan appears to be, this guy is one kinky S.O.B. He once used an icicle as a dildo. And, he loves to get pissed on and drink it, even. I would expect to meet a guy like this in church, not at some dungeon party. Who cares? He's got a great body and cums a ton! He shoots so far it lands on his chin and a good wad splats right over his shoulder.
Fireman's First Gay Blowjob
Category: Blowjob
Added: 21 Sep 14
Views: 3909
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Duration: 0:04:16
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Description: Fabian begins to experiment how far he can get Maddock's big dick shoved into his throat. All the while Maddock looks on with a smile plastered on his face. The guys were gettng so into each other that they completely forgot about the naughty schoolgirl porn I had playing in the background, and were more into making their own. Towards the end of this suckfest, Maddock erupted with one of the biggest loads I have ever seen. He painted Fabian's face from cheek to chin, with the load dripping down his chest, shoulder, and onto my carpet. There is no way a brush fire is any match for the hose on this studly fireman!
Casting Couch - Taylor Jones
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 18 Sep 14
Views: 1480
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Duration: 0:06:33
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Description: Taylor starts digging in his undies at his dick that is already stiff as a board. I peek over his shoulder as he whips out his huge pierced pink cock. This guy has everything going for him, a great body, big hairy bush, and a pair of low hanging balls that just beg to be cradled. As Taylor starts stroking faster and faster, his dick gets more and more engorged and impressive. Taylor moves onto the bed to get a little more comfortable and to spread his cheeks just for little ol' me. His middle finger traces his pink rimmed hole and then plunges deep into his cavity. All this anal activity is too much for Taylor, he flips onto his back and quickly strokes his dick to completion. A big all-American white boy load comes shooting out the tip and lands on his blond pube patch. Taylor smiles for the camera, obviously relieved of the load that had been weighing him down all day. Damn, I love straight guys!
Mark Gets Fingered
Category: Blowjob
Added: 19 Sep 14
Views: 998
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Duration: 0:05:02
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Description: Mark likes girls, all kinds of girls. He also likes to surf, have sex in public and be naked in general. He's got broad shoulders, a nice tan, and fif**** inch ***s from all that surfing he does everyday. Mark also lets it slip that he enjoys a finger in his ass when he gets a blow-job. I wonder if he would go for two. Anyways, I can't wait to measure the muscle in his pants! Mark gets to business and starts pulling his cock and grabbing his balls immediatley. He didn't wait to take his pants off first. Fat cock, big nuts, and a nice hairy hole. I like this one so much I just may have to give him a hand...
A Clenched Ass and Streams Of Jizz
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 19 Sep 14
Views: 440
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:21
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Description: It was not long till the yeoman was ready to blow his load. With deep sighs and clenches of his ass muscles, gentle Brad had a vigorous cumshot. First, shooting all over his chest, he then shoots a creamy stream right over his shoulder. Brad isn't done yet, cum continued to fly out of his beautiful knob onto his chiseled abs with each spasm of his ass. When he finally finished unloading his thick, warm jizz; he threw his head back and let out a deep sigh. The explosion was hot, creamy white, and delicious.
The Yin & Yang of Boyhood Part 2
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 02 Sep 14
Views: 4878
Comments:0
Duration: 0:01:47
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Description: Having a second look at Yoshinori cumming, we now want Yura to show his boyhood. Knowing how well the bottom's mouth works on Yura, it's not long before the boy is up. "Gloving" the good stuff, Yura then lubes his bottom boy up and works on getting in; but everything worth having. Topping Yoshinori, Yura gets in and goes balls deep from the get go; the nice "backside" view of the top verifies that. As the two enjoy, both take turns jerking the bottom's dick, which's a bit more sensitive post-blow. Flipping his partner over, Yura takes care going back in; seems like getting it "from behind," has the Yoshinori loving the sensation and it shows. Damn, this "bend-a-boy" positioning is hot as hell. After a bit, looks like they're both done with the yin/yang as Yoshinori begins to suck Yura again. Slobbering on his partner's cock, this bottom really has more than one talented hole. With a bit of a tug Yura spews onto Yoshinori's shoulder and the boys kiss, "cumming" full circle.
Terry Loo
Category: Twink
Added: 28 Aug 14
Views: 587
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Duration: 0:04:04
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Description: When Terry Loo whips out his third-leg of a cock, you'll most likely have one of three responses: 1) shock & awe, 2) “you want to put that thing WHERE?!?!”, or 3) “yeah right, let me just throw it over my shoulder & burp it!” Holy shitballs, enjoy!