Sexy Latin Stud Rides Tatted Dudes Cock
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 10 Jul 14
Views: 570
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Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Joey rocks back and forth, easing the thick pulsing rod deeper and deeper inside of him. He cries and moans as his perky cheeks are split wide by Cyrus thrusting his cock further in. On his back, Joey likes what he sees. A broad shouldered tattooed straight guy right on top of him, punishing his ass just the way he deserves it. Joey builds up a hot jock cum rocket and gushes his gravy all over his tanned tummy. Right on cue, Cyrus pops up, thrusts his throbbing rod in Joey's face and releases his spunk to flow freely down Joey's cheek. Cyrus composes himself as the freshly fucked freshman lays on his back still seeing stars (or baseballs) dance in his field of vision.
Swallowing Danny's Cock
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 01 Jul 14
Views: 1479
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:27
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Description: A towering Scandinavian Danny makes our Seth seem so small, sitting next to each other on my couch. They quickly get along and talk about the difference in cultures. The huge viking says he was drawn to California for the sunshine, while Seth seems drawn to Danny for the promise of a huge cock for his ass. They soon get to business making out and feeling each other out. Big Danny can't wait to get his pants around his ankles and Seth's mouth around his giant cock. Danny fingers Seth's tight hole and they fuck every which way but upsidedown. You will just have to watch to see who shoots first, furthest, and some of the longest ropes that have ever graced my oh so lucky couch... and floor for that matter!
Flip Fucking
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 30 Jun 14
Views: 1072
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:50
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Description: After a little making out Brad gets a little more relaxed, and in a flash they get into a long-legged 69 suck-fest. Fingers start to disappear as the action gets hot and heavy, and it is Seth who breaks out his big g*n first. Brad takes it like a champ after only a few te*rs and a little sque*ling. And the ever cool and collected Seth takes his turn as a very very happy bottom should. Both of them are running full throttle and you just have to watch to see who really lets the ropes fly, and who gets it in the eye!
Fabian's Hot Latin Hole
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 30 Jun 14
Views: 6548
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Duration: 0:06:52
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Description: Chatting it up on my couch, we have super hot Danny the Viking and foxy Fabian. For the first time ever Fabian is actually nervous about what he is about to do. Never in his life has he had a cock in his ass, and when he saw the size of Danny, I thought he was going to jump out of his tighty whiteys. After a steamy makeout session, Fabian mellowed out a little and happily gobbled down Danny's uncut dick like a power bar. I have never seen a straight boy deep throat as well as he did with minimal gag reflex! Danny likes his girls on the ethnic side and super toned and tanned Fabian seems right up his alley. After an hour of the fuck and suck fest the action never waned. These guys were like two hungry ******s at the zoo at dinner time. Getting fucked missionary style made Fabian squirt a massive load all the way up to his neck. Danny got the wise idea to use Fabian's cum as lube. He mopped up the latin boy's load and spread it all over his dick before shoving it back in that tight hole.
Derek Parker Gets Doubled Stuffed
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 29 Jun 14
Views: 2828
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Paul slides in first, then Timo plunges his cock into the same hole. As they split his boy hole wide open, Derek moans at the top of his voice, begging to be ripped apart. Timo pulls out and shoots a river of jizz onto Derek's beard while Paul continues to rail his ass. Cum begins to ooze, then squirt from Derek's cock onto his fur covered abs. Finally Paul pulls out and paints the other side of Derek's face, cum dripping down his neck and onto his tattooed hairy chest.
Timo Swift Fucks Zachary Perry
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 29 Jun 14
Views: 3146
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:30
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Description: Timo loves getting his ass eaten, he squirms and moans for more, his dick getting harder by the second. Zachary in his sexy jockstrap gets serviced first by Timo's pretty mouth, and then by his perfect cock. Timo's long slick dick glides in and out of Zach's tight hole, the boys rocking together while their strong hands grab at each other's muscles. These boys are so cut and sexy, even they can't keep from blowing their loads all over one another. Zach is the first to blow, he rides Timo like a white pony and releases a white creamy treat all over Timo's chest. Timo flips Zach onto his back so he can paint his face with his military bi-boy batter.
51 Cum Shots
Category: Blowjob
Added: 19 Jun 14
Views: 37656
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: I love a good load. Every once in awhile, I like to bring you my latest compilation of delicious gooey squirts, seed sprays, cumshots, jizzloads, baby batters, glue rockets, nut cannons, and splooge shooters. This time, I have 51 nut shots for you to enjoy. The boys are fucking and sucking each other. Most of the time, the cum lands right on their tonsils, then the guys gargle each white pearly mouthful right in front of your eyes. If the guys are wanking their own meat solo, they're looking you right in the eye as the rivers of jizz jump from their stiff cocks. These muscley specimens know how to let loose with load after giant load with nothing else to spoil the action.
College Stud Loves Cock
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 31 May 14
Views: 843
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:42
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Description: Kyler is a cute and shy snow bunny from Penn State, and Mark is one of our favorite beach b*ys. Mark is such a friendly and outgoing guy, he reels Kyler in with his big smile and kick-back philosophies. The kinky college cutie likes to party and get fucked, so he and Mark have plenty to talk about. These two horny hotties get down and dirty in record time, not even a smooch or nice to meet you handshake with this pair. Kyler immediately starts gobbling down Mark's cock and glides a few friendly fingers into the straight boy's hairy hole. By the way Mark is moaning, I don't think that his ass is going to be v*rgin territory for very much longer. Mark tears into his new fuck doll like a k*d on Xmas morning for a present. But Kyler is a resilient one, who keeps fucking back like a champ. Hot, sweaty b*ys, two great loads, and one very happy bottom makes this one a ton of fun!
Seth Gets Stretched
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 31 May 14
Views: 870
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:34
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Description: Seth wants a taste of what's cumming before he gets nailed. So he crouches between our former straight guys legs and does his best to deep-throat the entire thing. Not to be outdone in oral exercises, Christopher returns the favor, slobbering all over Seth's huge cock. While he's down there, Christopher decides to put a few fingers in Seth's puckered hole. First one, then two, then his thumb! Seth moans as Christopher gets his cock close to the hole, almost slipping the tip in for a little bareback action. While getting the life pounded out of him, brave twinky Seth blows out a river of jizz all over his furry six pack. Still fucking him even after he cums, Christopher is done with his ass plunging, pulls out of Seth, and unleashes thick gooey puddles of hot cum into the eagerly awaiting mouth. Seth slurps every last drop off the swollen throb stick and then lets it stream out of the corner of his mouth as he nuzzles our sexy top's heaving chest.
Hot Muscle Studs Fuck
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 29 May 14
Views: 5131
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:29
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Description: Chad is the first to blow, he cums with Devin deep inside of him, and throws man-juice all over my nice clean couch. Chad is loving every second of it, he calls out with a smile for more "Straight guy dick". Devin obliges by flipping him over and fucking Chad where he can see him better. Chad must be enjoying the view too, because when Devin gets ready to dump his load, Chad erupts again! This time all that wonderful jizz lands all over his hairy abs and right after Devin shoots his load all over Chad's chin and hairy chest. I could watch Devin get his revenge again and again. Watching that hunk of man fuck is something I will never tire of!
Joey's Latin Hole Takes Timo's Cock
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 28 May 14
Views: 3354
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:30
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Description: Timo fits his equipment into Joey's tight, almost virgin hole and swings away. Taint to taint, the boys scissor it up on the couch, grinding hairy nut sacks together. When the seventh inning stretch arrives, Joey's prostate can't take it anymore. He launches a fast ball of jizz all over his sexy six-pack and the drops settle in their dark hairy nest. Timo takes the field for the final inning and wins the game with a big load all over Joey's young and handsome face. Two hot boys fucking. Better than a ballgame? You betcha!
Mark Gets Covered in Seed
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 28 May 14
Views: 1407
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:28
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Description: Clayton yanks down Mark's boxers and glides right in. Ahh, the sound of muffled straight-boy yelps is seriously music to my ears. Clayton shows no mercy for Marks semi-virginal ass. He gets right in, and all the way into Mark and starts drilling away with a smile on his face. He fucks Mark long and hard, biting his back and telling him to take it like a man. But when Clayton pulls out, Mark is the first to cum. Pearly straight boy jizz tumbles out of his pink pecker and onto his hairy happy trail. Inspired, Clayton takes his turn and nuts all over Mark's toned tummy-his hairy chest heaving, their respective loads mixing into one spectacular tasty mess that even I wouldn't mind cleaning up.
Laying Pipe in Justin
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 28 May 14
Views: 1874
Comments:0
Duration: 0:07:49
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Description: Blonde, baby-faced, horny as fuck, and a ton of fun is the best way to describe Micah. This young scrapper came all the way from Colorado to storm his way into the wonderful world of porn. He loves men, women, and everything in between. He has a boyfriend, a girlfriend, and plenty of guys at the gym to get some hot and heavy ring-time in with. This guy is a walking hard-on! Power bottom Justin had no idea what he was in for when he saw that innocent face--all smiles and sweeter than honey, perched on my couch. Then Micah opened his mouth and gave Justin just a glimpse of just how worldly youngsters are these days. The boys get into some of my favorite subjects, MMA fighting, fucking, and getting straight guys to blow them. Man, I like this k*d! With both of these hotties' backgrounds in wrestling, the fucking is so good, they couldn't keep it on the couch, and ended up going at it on the floor. Puffing and panting all with a million dollar smile on his face, Micah renders Justin's ass
Sean Penetrates Alex's Tight Sweet Hole
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 15 May 14
Views: 2271
Comments:0
Duration: 0:03:00
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Description: Alex's starving asshole swallows Sean's spicy kielbasa whole, allowing it to mingle with his internal organs while marinating in precum and lube before pulling back out to just be eaten again. Adjusting the angle of his hips so that Sean's fat dick really hits the sweet spot, Alex pumps downwards until a sh*t*** blast of wax darts explodes from his piss-slit landing all over Sean's hairy abs and chest. Sean quickly pulls out and jerks his scorchingly delicious peen - firing off load after load of salty surprises into Alex's awaiting mouth and across his face. Such a gorgeous display of man sex, I can't wait to have these guys back for round 2!
Hot Tight Hole Gets Plowed
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 14 May 14
Views: 1033
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Seth jumps on Trevor, slamming every inch into his hungry hole. With his raging hard-on slapping against Trevor, Seth changes it up and starts plowing Trevor's puckered hole. After a few more rounds of fucking, Trevor rams his throbbing member back into his lucky bottom. The hairy otter can take it no longer and blows rivers of hot, creamy jizz all over his furry stomach, while still getting fucked. Trevor, eager to show his own load, pulls out, and busts wads of white pearly juices into Seth's awaiting mouth. Seth feeling the hot man gravy in his mouth, gets turned on again and shoots one more hot load all over Trevor's face. Two huge dicks have never looked so good fucking each other!
Two Blondes Go Suck and Fuck
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 13 May 14
Views: 1224
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:40
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Description: Hot and hung Italian Nick is here to plow the youngster Trevor on my couch today. The guys talk about surfing, snow boarding, and sex. Trevor is more than pleased to be set up with Nick and definitely seems like he is ready for some nice uncut dick. So I let them go at it. Ready for some hot man on man action, Trevor must not have eaten much today because he immediately goes for Nick's big Italian sausage. Sucking, fucking, and two huge dicks have never looked so good! And, I always love watching cute blondes getting railed on my couch...
America Fucks Phillip
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 05 May 14
Views: 3940
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:54
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Description: Philip is playing with his man hole, spitting on his fingers to get lubed up for the action to cum. Getting that cock rock hard and wet, the insatiable bottom jumps right on America's dick, slamming his greedy hole all the way down the thick shaft. America then flips him on his back, throwing his legs all the way apart and drilling the stud's pink hole deeper and deeper. Splitting his muscular ass in two, Philip can no longer contain himself and blows a big, juicy white load while still getting fucked. America doesn't stop, pushing himself closer to cumming, then rips out of the used hole, and unloads a river of hot jizz all over his acrobatic friend. A perfect ending of manly cum soaked action!
Glen Gets Stretched
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 24 Apr 14
Views: 889
Comments:0
Duration: 0:03:00
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Description: It doesn't take long before Seth is ramming all the way to Glen's upper intestine at full speed, while Glen belts out earth-shattering moan after moan. Taking even more control, Seth grabs Glen's discarded belt, ties his hands behind him, and pulls him up into ***gy while fucking the living daylights out of such a handsome wiry specimen of bisexual boy. Glen get's pounded so hard he is rendered incapable of articulating a single thought in the English language, while Seth stretches his tattered bunghole as far as it can get. Longing to see Glen's ****ed expressions while rearranging his internal organs, Seth drags him onto his back where he continues to pulverize his wrecked rectum until unable to hold back any longer, he yanks his awesome gut-wrench from an annihilated anus and completely drowns Glen's entire head in a deluge of salty jism. This insanely hot couple had me leaking so much precum I had to change my pants immediately after we were done filming. Way to go Seth and Glen!
4 Ripped Studs Bang Luke
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 17 Apr 14
Views: 3107
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:21
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Description: Blowing and jerking off each of the guys gets our hot bottom so worked up, he is ready for his first big dick. Triston slides his huge, uncut cock deep inside of him, while Luke sucks Spencer's massive 9 inch cock. America is next in plowing the dirty little sex fiend, slamming every inch of his thick man stick into that man hole. Each stud gets a turn ravaging Luke, but saving the biggest dick for last! Spencer's massive cock stretches his used hole even more with every slam. While still getting fucked, the shower of cum starts pouring from each of the throbbing dicks on top of Luke's face and mouth. As each of the top studs unloads, Luke's stomach and chest become more glazed with man sauce. A perfect ending for my horny little cum dumpster!
Triston Fucks Clayton
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 08 Mar 14
Views: 6368
Comments:0
Duration: 0:05:11
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Description: Triston picks up Clayton, throws him on his back to slide that huge cock in further and fuck him even harder. After fucking Clayton like a living sex toy, Clayton can't hold back any longer. Shooting out hot man gravy all over his amazing 6 pack, he explodes without barely even touching himself. Triston keeps fucking him and then feels his own urge to blow, pulls out, rips of his condom and erupts a white creamy load all over Clayton's stomach, relieving his swollen penis head of all its juices.
Fabian (AJ Irons) Fucks Roman
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 06 Mar 14
Views: 8688
Comments:0
Duration: 0:04:51
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Description: All hot and bothered from some great head, Roman knows it is his time to shine and hops on Fabian's cock for the ride of his life. Oh my, this is a good one! Grunting, groaning, sweating, and moaning ensues. At one point Fabian gets so hot, he wipes the sweat from his brow and uses it as lube for his cock that is buried so deep in Roman's ass. These two tear it up with muscles bulging, chests heaving, and two big beautiful loads to finish it off. Enjoy loyal fans. I know I did!
Seth Fisher Fucks Glen Woods
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 28 Feb 14
Views: 3622
Comments:0
Duration: 0:03:18
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Description: It doesn't take long before Seth is ramming all the way to Glen's upper intestine at full speed, while Glen belts out earth-shattering moan after moan. Taking even more control, Seth grabs Glen's discarded belt, ties his hands behind him, and pulls him up into ***gy while fucking the living daylights out of such a handsome wiry specimen of bisexual boy. Glen get's pounded so hard he is rendered incapable of articulating a single thought in the English language, while Seth stretches his tattered bunghole as far as it can get. Longing to see Glen's ****ed expressions while rearranging his internal organs, Seth drags him onto his back where he continues to pulverize his wrecked rectum until unable to hold back any longer, he yanks his awesome gut-wrench from an annihilated anus and completely drowns Glen's entire head in a deluge of salty jism. This insanely hot couple had me leaking so much precum I had to change my pants immediately after we were done filming. Way to go Seth and Glen!
Alex Gets Fucked Good
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 06 Feb 14
Views: 4235
Comments:0
Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: After drilling Alex's hole like a rock quarry, Clayton lays back and let's his partner do some of the work for a change. Alex straddles Clayton's big muscular legs and firmly presses his tight boyhole against that big throbbing hardon until it firmly slides inside of his ecstatic rectum, and each can feel the pulsating tribal rhythm of their heartbeats together as they begin to pound their way towards the reality-exploding orgasm on the horizon. Finally, Clayton pushes Alex onto all fours and mounts him from behind, thrusting his mansword deep into the asshole all the way to the hilt. Alex bucks backwards against Clayton's rock hard cock until he can't take it any longer, getting on his back and spewing thick strands of explosive jizz all over his chiseled stomach. Clayton almost simultaneously dumps a quart of chunky white cum into Alex's starving mouth and they both look like they need to be hooked up to life support.
Cyrus Vaughn Fucks Joey Rico
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 05 Feb 14
Views: 2638
Comments:1
Duration: 0:06:27
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Description: Joey rocks back and forth, easing the thick pulsing rod deeper and deeper inside of him. He cries and moans as his perky cheeks are split wide by Cyrus thrusting his cock further in. On his back, Joey likes what he sees. A broad shouldered tattooed straight guy right on top of him, punishing his ass just the way he deserves it. Joey builds up a hot jock cum rocket and gushes his gravy all over his tanned tummy. Right on cue, Cyrus pops up, thrusts his throbbing rod in Joey's face and releases his spunk to flow freely down Joey's cheek. Cyrus composes himself as the freshly fucked freshman lays on his back still seeing stars (or baseballs) dance in his field of vision.