Irish Firefighter Strokes One Out
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 12 Sep 14
Views: 811
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Duration: 0:05:58
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Description: His dick is already pulsing when he starts stroking his thick, pink cock, sliding his big hands up and down the thick shaft. Every muscle in Chase's body ripples while he is jerking his cock, showing off his gorgeous body. He leans over and I get to capture a view of his hairy, bubble butt as he spreads it apart. Getting more turned on with each second, my seductive stud gets ready to blow his load. Beating faster and faster, a huge stream of creamy, white cum shoots out of his cock and lands on his pecs, coating his entire chest and 6-pack. FUCKING HOT!
Casting Couch - Santiago
Category: Masturbation / Jerking Off
Added: 08 Sep 14
Views: 468
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Duration: 0:06:50
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Description: I give him the green light to release his gorgeous dark cock and get down to business. He takes his 7 1/2 inch monster in his hand and softly strokes himself to his full potential. Santiago is no slouch with his thick dick right below a neatly trimmed bush. His hips rock and his long legs tense as he gets more and more into beating his meat. Santiago licks his beautiful, big lips and runs his large hands up and down his supple mocha colored skin until he reaches climax. Santiago raises his big brown eyes to the camera and rope after rope of latin load jumps right out of his swollen tip. The pearls of joy come cascading down his hand and 7 days worth of holding out come to fruition on his java fist. Mmm, I don't know if it is the weather or what, but I am craving a big glass of hot chocolate!
Navy Stud Cooper
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 02 Sep 14
Views: 623
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Duration: 0:04:22
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Description: His arms bulge out of his sleeves as he massages his cock through the material of his shorts. When he unzips, we're treated to a view of a nice thick piece of meat. He strokes his cock rhythmically while staring at the screen. Then he whips off his shirt while his stiff dick sticks up straight. He leans back to reveal a tattoo on his left pec—the mucles flexing with each stroke on his cock. This blonde haired, blue-eyed sailor works his cock steadily, getting harder every minute. Finally the stiffness needs to be relieved. He closes his eyes and beats faster. He grips his tool with all his might as each gush of cum follows, larger than the last. His entire stomach is coated with a thick puddle of translucent semen.
$100 Per INCH!!
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 28 Aug 14
Views: 2048
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Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Tyler teases my camera shaking his big head at me just begging for me to reach out and grab it. As I wait for him to get his beast to full salute and show his potential, I start looking around the room for things to compare it to. To really put that monster cock into perspective, his dick is almost the size of a paint roller! When it's my turn to touch the hot,straight boy's cock with my trusty tape measure, inch after lovely inch of South American meat falls into my fingers and the verdict is in: over eight inches for my greedy eyes to feast upon! As Tyler finishes the job and blows a hot white load all over one of my painting blankets, I shell out his money, letting it fall to the floor drenching it in college guy cum.
Straight Young Dude with HUGE Cock
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 25 Aug 14
Views: 1225
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Duration: 0:06:33
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Description: The jeans slide off his long, hairy, lean runner's legs and expose a beautifully unkempt bush. He rocks his thick cock to and fro until the swollen monster is stiff as a board. With my trusty tape, we are both pleased with how Gary measures up and I let him get back to business. Well, of course after my hand indulges in a few lingering moments around his thick cock. Gary gets a little more comfortable and reclines against the pillows with his legs splayed open so I can get just the slightest glimpse of his hairy young ass. Faster and faster he strokes, until Gary falls back and long white straight boy ropes swing out of his fat tip. With his big dick and cum shot like that, Gary is going to go a long, long way.
Kef Mossin
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 23 Aug 14
Views: 242
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Duration: 0:06:01
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Description: Not only is he a pool boy who bangs MILFS, but he has a very impressive bulge growing in his shorts. Kef starts grabbing on his constantly hard cock, working it through the fabric. He drops his drawers to reveal a great set of hangers. Big, delicious balls just begging to be nuzzled. He takes control of his long hard dick and strokes with little moans of pleasure. Kef even bends over to give me a glance at his beautiful hairy ass. For a guy who jerks off 9 times almost every day, he sure did save up a great load for me! Kef squirts his spunk high in the air, the first rocket lands square on to his hunky chest demon, and the rest trickles down his tight six-pack. Well done dude!
Casting Couch - Dean Rogers
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 22 Aug 14
Views: 1755
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Duration: 0:06:32
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Description: Dean starts stroking his impressive package cased in tight, tight blue jeans. A huge cock begins emerging under its wraps until he unbuttons and reveals a big thick schlong right under a big beautiful huge natural pubic bush. He plays with his dick piercing and comes to full attention. Dean pulls off his shirt; exposing a sleek man coat of chest hair, perky nipples that he cant stop touching, and a rock hard working man's stomach. He then slips off his jeans so he can wrap his hand around his sack and give his balls a good tugging. All the while flopping his big ol' sausage around and slapping himself in the thigh. His hairy chest and broad shoulders look so good as Dean beats his meat, I again start to wonder how good they will look with load dripping off of them. Already at the edge, Dean cranks a giant jizz rocket onto his hairy six pack, and before I can even get close, Dean starts eating it like he is at a holiday buffet. I hope he is hungry in a few days, I just might have the
Hero Massages His Virgin Hole
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 28 Aug 14
Views: 1076
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Duration: 0:04:28
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Description: This stud is here to get naked and have some fun! Slowly working his manhood into a raging hard-on, Nick takes off his clothes, revealing his furry torso, amazing 6 pack and of course his throbbing cock! He plays with his nipples and strokes himself, until he bends over and shows us his nice, straight hole. Massaging his virgin hole with a finger and then putting it inside his tight asshole, arouses his sexual energy even more, gets him closer to cumming. Nick lies back on the bed, ready to burst a huge load of warm juices. He blows his white creamy load, dripping down his dick onto his big hairy bush below. Relieved after such a good jack off session, he sighs softly as the cameras roll away...
Knuckling His Hole
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 23 Aug 14
Views: 151
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: When Dominic removes his shirt, a pair of manly broad shoulders crest out from the white collar. His developed chest heaves when he takes his big pink cock out and starts stroking with a vengeance. Dominic lays back to relax his tense body. He breaks a sweat that leaves a sheen against his rippling muscles. His free hand is already rubbing his swollen pecs and it then meanders down south running through his dark bush of pubes. Dominic's dick comes to full salute when his wandering fingers enter his tight hairy hole. Starting out with just a tease of ass play, Dominic soon graduates up to the knuckle action in his hallway and loves every penetrating second of it. He builds and builds until his dick almost screams for relief.
Cum Deploys From His Army Cock
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 12 Aug 14
Views: 142
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Duration: 0:04:12
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Description: He slowly begins stroking his rock hard dick, making him more flushed the hotter he gets turned on. The redness spreads from his cheeks down to his chest as he works his big penis. The Lieutenant stands up in preparation for the oozing cum that is about to explode out of his impatient cock. He is stroking away at the head of his monster taking him closer to orgasm. While looking down at his cock he blurts out, "yeah, I'm gonna cum," and finishes off by blowing his chunky, white load all over his military jacket. He is still playing with himself as the cameras pan away to his face, and he lets out a sigh of relief.
Straight Dude Stroking His Gorgeous Cock
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 12 Aug 14
Views: 796
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: Chase likes to take it slow, teasing himself through thick denim before he lets out his thick Irish shillelagh. Long deliberate strokes bring Chase to full mast, his hard dick pointed to the sky and his large sweet balls spilling out of the top of his breifs. Chase can take no more and drops his pants so he can straddle the saddle of the bike with ease, showing off a glimpse of his tight round virgin ass. Knees spread wide Chase pulls his thick meat faster and faster all the while stroking his furry meat. He can't stop stroking that gougeous straight guy cock of his. Finally he can take no more, Chase leans up and dumps a hot white load all over the shiny green gas tank and smiles at his own reflection in the gloss. This is one ride that lucky motorcycle won't forget!
Strokes Cock With His Foot
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 13 Aug 14
Views: 1267
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: His six-pack is taut and tanned, and he has some big natural man bush peeking out of the top of his belt line. Eryk moves to the supply box to get a better view of the porn on the television and also offer up a better view of his tight balls and round bubble ass. He spreads his cheeks to expose a smooth, tight, Marine hole that he grazes lightly with his finger. Eryk removes his dusty boots to rest his tired feet and quickly gets back to work on that great pink cock of his. This Private gives his cock a little special attention and strokes his dick with the smooth arch of his foot. That was the kicker, this toe-lover cant take any more teasing. He goes double handed pulling his pud and gripping his balls until hot steamy Marine juices flood from the tip of his pink warrior. Brilliant gobs of man gravy come out flying on to his happy trail and unmanicured pube patch with a sigh of joy and relief.
Private Chip Pulls and Strokes His Cock
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 11 Aug 14
Views: 690
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Duration: 0:04:28
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Description: Army clothes beginning coming off Chip's lean torso revealing flawless white skin. He pushes down his underwear while working his long dick between his hand. Jerking himself off to climax, he gets on both knees ready to unload on his jacket. His throbbing cock blows a big load of semen, relieving the tension that has been haunting Chip for the past few days. He continues pulling and stroking on his dick, trying to get every ounce of cum out from the aching, pink head of his penis. His breathing slows as he looks down at himself and leans back on his legs from having exhausted his sexual energies.
Petty Officer Matthew's Huge Military Cock
Category: Masturbation / Jerking Off
Added: 05 Aug 14
Views: 1191
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Duration: 0:04:14
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Description: Matthew automatically starts rubbing his friendly monster through his blue navy coveralls. A raging boner quickly appears with the whole shaft being easily visible through the thick fabric. He finally pulls out his massive 9 inch dick, poking through the opening of his boxers and strokes it with amazing fervor. Matthew finally reaches his climax, aching to blow his load all over the black leather coach. Erupting from his horse-hung man meat are streams of gooey white man milk that spew out of his swollen head. After releasing an amazing amount of cum, Matthew decides to try some of his own man juice and takes a wad in his hand, swallowing it whole. Enjoying the taste, he licks his fingers of every drop and leans back relieved. We salute you Petty Officer Matthew, and your big patriotic dick too.
9 inch Straight Cock Rubbed to Completion
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 05 Aug 14
Views: 6507
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Duration: 0:05:38
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Description: After a little bit of that he's ready to get naked, so he takes off his shorts and we find out he likes going commando. Tyler has some big, low hanging balls too, and he plays with them while he's jerking his huge uncut meat. Next Tyler sits up on the bed on his knees, so his balls can really hang while he jerks. Now you can see his smooth muscular bubble butt, my favorite kind! He teases it with a little bit of butt play, but I think he was a little shy about that. I could get him to play with the rim, just a little. I convinced him to let me get a dick measurement, and I promise you won't be disappointed. He thought this was kinda gay, and asked if this was going end up being "some gay porno". Tyler's about to blow now, so he leans back and shoots a huge load all over his chest. He has to have just a little taste so he licks his finger a bit. He keeps rubbing his dick and chest and finally I think he's relaxed enough…time for a shower!
Young Taylor's Solo
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 04 Aug 14
Views: 290
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Duration: 0:05:33
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Description: Abs of steel and big dick to boot! Taylor was a jackpot! As he tugged his cock for my camera I couldn't help but notice that he kept gazing at the lens. I wondered if it was the porn running in the background or the fact I was filming him that got him off. When he came close to climax his developed chest heaved and his stomach turned into washboard status. Taylor shot a white and shiny load all over those great abs of his, and while still smiling, moved his still hard cock around playing with his creamy little pearls.
Jacking Ryder's Meat
Category: Masturbation / Jerking Off
Added: 04 Aug 14
Views: 820
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Duration: 0:03:08
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Description: He's more than willing to show off his body on camera and isn't nervous in the slightest. Ryder's got some interesting stories to come out of his fighting experiences. He won his first 7 fights, while he was still in the military. But he got knocked out in the 4th round of his last title fight. That didn't scare him away at all, he's still in the ring and training almost every day. What a hot little fucker. He doesn't take any time to get naked, nice and hard and hardly flinches when I ask to measure his cock. I kept my hand steady on his hard dick, waiting to see if he objected to my adding of a couple extra strokes. When no voice of resistance arose, I kept jerking his cock and added a little bit of ball play. It wasn't long before Ryder let loose a rush of hot white cum all over his abs. This is definitely a jerk off to enjoy!
Cum Dripping Over His Knuckles
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 02 Aug 14
Views: 471
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: The long dark chocolate meat is stiff against the blue of his underwear. He finally whips it out and gives it some good strong strokes. It's getting hot in the room and the military hunk strips from the waist up. His warm brown skin is stretched over bulging muscles and is adorned by several tattoos. Making himself a little more comfortable, he reclines across the sofa with his boots still on. His cock is stiff and oozing precum from the dark purple tip as he switches hands occasionally. He moans slightly and white jizz leaps from the end of his dick. He skillfully catches it on his wrist and hand. There's so much, it wells up and begins dripping over his knuckles and onto his thigh. He milks the last few drops out and grunts while staring at his new creation.
Older on Younger Handjob
Category: Masturbation / Jerking Off
Added: 24 Jul 14
Views: 2914
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Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: Since he's feeling pretty comfortable, I take some liberty with his cock while I've got a grip on it. He doesn't seem to mind. Pulling at my own cock, I decide to let him see what it feels like to have another hard cock up against his. This gets him even more turned on as his dick stiffens and his gaze lands squarely on our conjoined cocks. He springs to his knees and begins shoving his hips toward me as I stroke our cocks. This is my opportunity to check out his hairy hole. Reaching my finger between his furry thighs, I find his hole. Gently, I massage his sphincter as he moans. Before long, his dick is spraying jizz onto the gray pillowcase and landing on my arm. I follow up with a thick load of my own. We stare into each others'eyes, panting from a good squirt.
Muscle Stud's First Solo
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 24 Jul 14
Views: 1273
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Duration: 0:06:26
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Description: After removing his shirt, he spits on his fingers and soaks his dick in saliva, stroking faster and with more intention now. Lying back on the sofa, he really focuses on his thick pink cock, squeezing, caressing, massaging, and strangling. I measure his monster and its 7.25 inches long. He was totally cool with me grabbing his junk and just goes back to working on pleasuring himself, torturing his balls as he strokes. Every once in a while, he milks some precum from the tip of his cock and uses it to lube up his head and shaft. With his clothes completely off, he flips over to hump the sofa and grind his cock into the leather for awhile. When he flips back over, his cock is ready to explode. He jerks quickly until it unleashes gobs of white deliciousness all over.
Soldier Jacking His Gigantic Cock
Category: Masturbation / Jerking Off
Added: 24 Jul 14
Views: 1433
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Duration: 0:04:21
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Description: Brandt starts stroking himself and then begins taking off his shirt, showing that beautiful dark skin. Then he pushes his pants down, pulling out his monster meat that is at full attention. Sick of lying on his back, Brandt stands up on his knees to get a better angle for jacking off his gigantic rod. He works his dick out, like any good soldier should. Then he lies down on his back, knowing that he is about to reach his climax and cum all over himself. He moans softly as the creamy white juices flow from his penis head down the shaft, getting his throbbing cock even more lubed up. He puts his head back softly as the cameras pan away, relaxing after the hard work out on his dick. Brandt proves the saying, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!"
Dildo Fucking Timo's Hole
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 23 Jul 14
Views: 1073
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: With his legs up in the air, he struggles to get one more ball in, then he gently eases it back out. Now it's time to try the pocket pussy. Stuffing his cock into the white spiral, he moans with pleasure before grabbing the blue vibrator. He presses it up against his own dick to compare size. It's just about an even match! Timo hops onto his knees with his butt sticking up in the air. Then he jams it into his hair lined hole before turning on the vibration. With the vibrator still stuck in his sphincter, he grabs the pocket pussy again to pleasure his cock. Then he goes on to his back for a little more penetration before he jacks himself into a frenzy. With one final grunt, jizz goes spraying into the air; landing on his rippled abs and thick bush.
Sucking It Deep
Category: Blowjob
Added: 10 Jul 14
Views: 1293
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Duration: 0:06:00
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Description: I slowly push my spit covered index finger into his blazing hot asshole where I can feel it engulf it all the way down to my second knuckle and I can feel his heartbeat getting faster and faster. I'm able to get two whole fingers inside before I lay back and let him pull my rock hard cock out and make it disappear into the softest throat I've ever felt. Ezra expertly works my dick and pulls my pants completely off so he can give some special oral attention to my balls which are so tight with the reservoir of spunk I'm about to explode all over his young looking face. Finally I get up on my knees and let Ezra suck both nuts into his mouth while I jerk a furious pint of molten cum into his open hungry mouth while he simultaneously shoots impressive arc after arc of propulsive jizz onto his gorgeous tight body. I'm pretty sure Ezra's going to go far in the porn world!
Kieren Strokes His Hot Cock
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 09 Jul 14
Views: 708
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Duration: 0:07:01
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Description: Kieran is in college, and like most people he has done a little experimenting outside of the laboratory. His nervousness lightened up as we talked, especially when he started telling me his first time playing truth or dare. Lucky for him the dare was getting a blow job from another straight guy. Kieran has not pursued another gay sexual experience yet, but his baby-face sure is willing to do it for me on camera! While he stroked his cock and thought about his study-buddy sessions that turned dirty, his cheeks turned as pink as the head of his dick. His hips started to bump and sway while his breath became short gasps. Throaty moans came forth as he erupted and gushed all over the tip of his cock then distributed his jizz down the shaft with his own hand.
Chocolately Hunk Leo Bell
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 08 Jul 14
Views: 1125
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Duration: 0:06:24
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Description: As he slides the foreskin back, the purple head pops out, looking angry and ready for a fight. Pulling off his thermal shirt, his rock hard body tells the story of a man who spends a lot of time at the gym. His slightly furry pecs follow a treasure trail over the ripples of his abs and down to the thick dong he's pleasuring. He eases his tight jeans down to his ankles, revealing thick, muscular legs, slightly covered in hair. He grabs his balls and pulls as he begins to stroke faster. Pre-cum begins to ooze from the tip of his cock, which he tastes, as if by habit. Every muscle in his body seems to tense as he begins to breathe deeply, faster. A river of jizz rolls from the end of his dick, into the matted, curly, black patch of pubic hair as he convulses multiple times.
Beefcake
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 25 Jun 14
Views: 2068
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Duration: 0:04:18
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Description: Big beefcake Tom has just recently gotten into really good shape. And it's a good thing too! He is the perfect addition to my couch collection. This former college baller is schoolboy nervous when he first plants his firm linebacker tush onto my fine blue sheets. But he loosens up a bit when we touch on his favorite subjects, fucking and football. It turns out Tom has a taste for doing it in pubic, in a parking lot, amongst his cheering friends. Thats what I call extreme tailgating! Tom is straight as an arrow, and this hunk of a man says he won't bend, for a guy anyway. But when it comes to girls, anything with a nice ass that is over eighteen will do. Tom has such a great body, with a nice hairy chest that leads down to a surly six pack. His gorgeous pink cock is quite an accent to his strong chin covered in five o'clock shadow. All of this topped off with a long luxurious cum-shot that bubbles out of the top of his dick, onto his hand, and then dribbles onto that sexy, sexy six pack
Dick Salute Cumpilation
Category: Anal Sex / Fucking
Added: 21 Jun 14
Views: 1742
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Duration: 0:04:27
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Description: This special presentation is for all of our loyal customers and new comers too. Showing off the studly military men, courageous firefighters, amazing policemen and even stunning civilians. This is the best collection of guys being exposed, fucking, sucking and beating off their huge cocks! These guardians of justice are wacking their hearts out, blowing each other and fucking like every good and noble man should! This tribute is all about total gratification of the male body, and just the happy ending for this holiday weekend. High, fast, and hard, see our guys explode to one of the most recognized military marches.
Hottie Firefighter
Category: Solo (1)
Added: 20 Jun 14
Views: 486
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Duration: 0:04:31
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Description: When the shoes come off, the party really starts. He jerks his dick, slowly stroking up and down. As his cock mesmerizes and taunts, it makes you wonder how good that huge meat would taste slipping and sliding down the back of your throat. Once Maddock showed off his beautiful, hairy ass, he sits up on his knees and blows his load. With labored breaths Maddock sprays a massive white load, a well-deserved release. This excited EMT even managed to shoot across the bed and land a hefty glob of jizz on his boots. They looked hot enough to lick them till they shined!