Geez Id love to be that melon.

Don't even pay attention to the negative comments. If it feels good, do it. Clearly, with a body like yours you can find a hot ass to fuck when you want to, but if the melon works, go for it buddy.

I CAN BE A MELON!! =-p

what?

fucking a watermelon with this body?

what a waste.

get an ass, man!