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Description: This ancient black and white film comes during the period where two men couldn’t be seen making contact with each other in a passionate way while naked. To get around that, producers usually had the wrestle because violence, of course, is perfectly acceptable. So as an alternative to wrestling, they tried calisthenics in order to show some movement and activity. They go through a very standard workout that we all did back in grade school, and interestingly enough, many of those classic exercises were proven to actually be harmful. After a grueling set of leg lifts, sit-ups, and twist-from-the-waist exercises, they spray each other with the hose. It’s then that they commit the worst crime of gay porn – they start to DANCE! First, it’s a rocking 60’s beach party step, then it slows down to a waltz. There is a cardinal rule against dancing in gay porn because no matter how hard you try, it looks foolish. The two guys in the beginning of the movie are tall and very thin with very defined abs muscles, but they are joined at the very end by another skinny boy with blond wavy hair that demonstrates two classic exercise gadgets that have long ago been deemed ridiculous and archaic. One gadget was the metal springs with handles for working the chest. My dad had one and all it did was pull out your chest hair! The other is the vibrating belt machine which claimed you could “jiggle” the fat off! My Grandmother had one of those, and along with every other Grandmother that bought one, it sat in the corner. Whether these gadgets worked or not, the blond boy certainly looked good using them! See the whole hysterical and somehow quaint Naked Workout in the VIP Room.

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