Description: I was standing at the ceiling fan display at the hardware store trying to figure out which one was best. TJ was picking up a ceiling fan as well, and I asked him why he had chosen that particular one. I told him I planned to install the fan myself and needed the easiest one to put up. That's when he offered install it for me for a couple of bucks after he was done with work. He came over and when he was up on the ladder, I got an eyeful of his enormous package. He saw all the straight and gay porn strewn about my apartment, and, winking, said: “You own quite a collection!” I told him I more than owned it—I'd shot it myself. I told him I could always use a handsome guy like him. I gave him my card, and though I thought he wasn't interested, he texted me the same evening to set up a shoot.
12 May 11